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I aint readin all that bullshit

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Moral of the story, Don’t buy Xans off Pulaski. Jk

You oughta consider genuinely getting into writing. Poems, short stories, novels whatever. Based on this piece. You have the backstory of an author for sure. If you feel like qualifying everything you write, write with a pen name. Sometimes writing about fictional characters in fictional scenarios with fictional dialogues are the best way to process real thoughts.

Like you said you’re young with your whole life ahead. And At the very least it sounds like ya have parents who care about you who will be there even if you make the “wrong” choices. So don’t stress too much.

GL Blassie

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This was sweetly written, but in a sad way. I liked it though.

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Very good Blassie, this fed me

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I want you to be my latina goddess, did you know if a god existed it would want us to get married and for me to win the lottery so we could travel the world together?

Sorry for getting excited and acting like a coomer, but don't worry i'll take my meds before we meet.

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Fucking loser

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If Jay McInerny and Miranda July had a child and occasionally nurtured its ability to write we'd end up here. It's great.

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crazy that the european incel relates so much to the hot latina, even if i've no exes to complain about

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not bad. fucking brilliant at times.

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Copied and pasted to chat gpt, told it to islolate every part where you talked about sex, your boobs, being naked , only part I wanna read

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no more cat stuff

okay

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Fucking fire

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Reminds me of, "Waiting for Godot" in both style and substance.

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